sentimentallydrunk7:

β€œShe smacked me in the face while we were having sex and I laughed and said that was cute. I mean I then held her down and choked her until she apologized and begged me to fuck her again but first I said that was cute and laughed.”— James Deen (via icekq)

(Source: xzii, via cleanbodyfreshstart)

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(via overthinkingdreamer)